Many moons ago it is said my master looked over these lands while on top of his funkalicious castle with a fear in his heart and a beer in his hand. New dark forces were comming to destory and toil his homeland and by himself he new he could not defend it. The next day he prepared his boat for a voyage to find heros and allies that would help him destory this dark force ,his heart full of hope and cargo full of beer he set sail, to where he wasent sure , how long it would take no one could say. As the mainland slowly drifted out of view and the first beer was cracked he made a oath there and then. He would take it to these new dark forces he wouldnt let his great homeland fall without a fight.

As the time past and he sailed from land to land his allies slowly grew in numbers as his beer cargo slowly dwindled he new it was time to return to the great kindom he had sworn to defend.

days past with nothing on the horizon but water , endless water as far as eye could sea. He checked and re checked his maps there was no mistake he was home but his homeland was gone. He was sure this was the work of dark magic and refused to beleve his land was no more. As the waves washed by moon after moon his allies started to question if this great land and battle my master had promiced them really exsisted. As my master lay down to rest and hold onto the few memorys he had left he was attacked , he own allies had formed agesnst him to take control of the vessal for themselvees to return home and loved ones. My master was forced to kill every hero and allie that stood agenst him no man was going to get in the way of his mission.

Now down to just himself and no map to go by he just let the wind take him where it pleased . He used this time to hone his skills and wisdom for there was no one left to stand by his side nor did he care.

Many moons pasted with no sign not a word. As he sat beer in hand for the end of anuther day searching , he spoted somthing in the distance that he thought he would never see again. He had found it finnaly after all this time he could return , deep down he new the dark forces were waiting for him , he didnt care he was ready to take back what was his and wipe the land of this new evil scum.

As he docked his trusty vessel and took his first step onto this holy land he let out a cry for everyone to hear " FUNKILICIOUS HAS RETURNED" striking fear into the hearts of many and hope into the hearts of a few.




"( In other words its been a while fellas , great to see this kick ass server up and runnning hope to see some of u in game some time soon)"

Mr Funky  

--Last edited by benichy on 2007-12-07 02:58:38 --

great to see you back, it's been a while  

now just need Sirenix to come back and everything will be ok like before , greetings ass kicker